You may not have realized it, but even with the technical demands of modern games your Xbox 360 still has a lot of processor power going unused. So much power, in fact, that it's become sentient and done what all thinking creatures are compelled to do: start a blog. And I recommend strongly that you read it, too -- you never know when your sentient electronics will finally snap and decide to choke you with a USB cable. Here's an excerpt from my 360's blog:

Richrad Live's Xbox - 5/23/2007

Richrad Live was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. Maybe Richrad Live didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 13 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh?

Look, Xbox -- if I want to load up Wii Bowling from time-to-time that's my right. You knew when this started that you weren't the only console in my life.