While my interest in Duke Nukem games has decreased largely every year past my thirteenth birthday I'm sure there are plenty of new thirteen-year-olds inhabiting the Earth who may enjoy a game in which a muscular man threatens to take a dump on an alien boar. Just for those young rapscallions, I present the latest teaser trailer for Duke Nukem Forever:



3D Realms haven't announced a release date or platform for Duke Forever but I think it's safe to say that it will be on every system they can hire a monkey to port it to. As for the release date? My money's on Fall 2010.