If you ever thought going to jail would suck - you're probably right.

But, if you going to end up behind bar - make sure you're in Oregon. Inmates on good behavior can score an LCD TV and a video game console preloaded with 50 games! It's like those bootleg things you see at the mall? You've seen them before, trust me. I'm not quite sure exactly which games are preloaded onto the console, I'm guessing games like frogger, etc...But it's not a bad deal.

The best part about this story is, is that the program has been successful thus far. Since the program began, less bars of soap have been dropped in the shower than ever before!

Just kidding. Nothing can stop that soap from hitting the Floor.

Nothing.