Now it's not every day that somebody makes a game that truly, honestly sucks.
Sure, bad games come out all the time – in fact, I don't really like most games that I play. But it takes something special to make a game that really shits the bed.
The latest game in the Army Men franchise, Major Malfunction is just horrendous. I'll save you all the pain of a full review, but here are the lowlights:
-collision detection is not happening.
-major control issues
-camera controls are absolutely whack
-dialogue………(sigh)
-ai is absolutely incompetent
-graphics flat out suck
GameSpot user, xXKamikazeJimXx summed it up best in his user review by saying, "Who the heck approved this game to be released?"
I don't know Jim, I don't know.