Major Malfunction is right.

Filed in archive Xbox on May 25, 2006

Now it's not every day that somebody makes a game that truly, honestly sucks.

Sure, bad games come out all the time - in fact, I don't really like most games that I play. But it takes something special to make a game that really shits the bed.

The latest game in the Army Men franchise, Major Malfunction is just horrendous. I'll save you all the pain of a full review, but here are the lowlights:

-collision detection is not happening.
-major control issues
-camera controls are absolutely whack
-dialogue.........(sigh)
-ai is absolutely incompetent
-graphics flat out suck

GameSpot user, xXKamikazeJimXx summed it up best in his user review by saying, "Who the heck approved this game to be released?"

I don't know Jim, I don't know.