In what can only be described as a sad and desperate attempt to reach out to the MTV generation, Roto Rooter will be running a contest on their website this month with a grand prize of a "pimped out john."

NBC news says:

...the company is giving away the ultimate throne. A toilet with everything but the kitchen sink. It's got a flat screen HDTV, iPod and dock, tivo, xBox 360, and DVD player. There's a laptop, bullhorn, bike pedals, beer tap, fridge.

Let's just hope that the lucky winner doesn't buy a Live Vision Camera.

via Joystiq