Tingle's Pink Colored Rupee Land - WTF!

Filed in archive Unrelated on July 12, 2006

Okay, so I know that this is an Xbox blog, but I'm going to make an exception. I want to write something about Nintendo.

They're releasing a Zelda spinoff for the DS called "Tingle's Pink Colored Rupee Land."

In case you're not familiar with the Zelda series, Tingle was Link's little helper guy in The Wind Waker, for the gamecube. It was actually a pretty sweet game....but, Tingle was....for lack of a better word, really gay.

Here's how gamespot describes the game:
"[The] game's plot apparently follows an average middle-aged guy ... [who] finds himself mixed up in a sort of wager. An old man named Rupee-ji ... invites our hero to collect the familiar currency of Hyrule and toss it into the spring. As a result, he opens up a path to the 'Happy Land,' a paradise where wine, women, and song are in ample supply. As soon as he agrees to give it a try, the protagonist is transformed and appears wearing the familiar Tingle outfit."

On behalf of all Xbox fanboys, I'd just like to point the finger at Nintendo and go "hahahahahaha!!!!"

If you don't believe me about this game, check out it's official site here.