Microsoft recently unveiled the list of achievements for the upcoming Viva Pinata: Party Animals and there's something for everyone.

For the misogynists: "Boy Band - As a male character, finish a game while never losing to a female character"

For the misandrists: "Girl Power - As a female character, finish a game while never losing to a male character"

Those with real life friends: "Keep Your Friends Close - Complete a multiplayer game offline"

And there's even one for those who can't get enough of six year old jokes: "All Your Game Are Belong To Us - Play all Challenge Events"

Party Animals arrives in stores October 30th.